roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

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poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitateā€¦

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

(via andrewcentrism)

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cravin dat chicano diq

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I need to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid

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punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

(via surrealistjournalist)

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essence of beauty: lisa bonet

(Source: lovemenendawit, via katara)

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OMFG MY SISTER SHARED THAT VIDEO FFROM A FEW YEARS AGO OF THAT KID ON DOCTOR PHIL WHO SLAPPED THE FUCK OUT OF HIS MOM AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG SITH WHITE PEOPLE

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his name is marcos and he likes ihop and trhat’s the only qualification that matters right now

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i’m fonna snatch me up a handfyl of the mexican boy at work, because damn son his shit is tight and his ass dongt wanna ever quit

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dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

image

(via seasonofsnow)

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why anyone woul ever clean their kitchen sober is a mystery to me

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katara:

i deal with racist white twinks all day lets drag them all for #JustAPreference I can leak themĀ 

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belaroos:

snap my fingers in a z formation and fuck i accidentally just burnt the the whole building down

i am roy mustang

(via gojira-king-of-the-kaiju)

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"i should rewatch fma"

me every day. every moment. every second. right now. (via zarijenkins)

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